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Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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Toby Turner, how did you get on my tv? Did you escape from the internet?

Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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“‎When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change”

– Avatar Aang

Jul 27th

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pluckypalaeontologist: theworldisconfused: “England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney ………………………………………………………………………………………………. Please...

Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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My current car insurance is way too high. I was comparing insurance quotes this morning, and… … you know what? …I actually COULD save a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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Jul 21st

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Jul 20th

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I want to hear less “I want my dog to have some puppies!” and more “There are 300 puppies and 500 dogs in nearby animal shelters… which one can I give a home?”.

Jul 20th

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USPS: Your package is out for delivery!
Me: Heck ya, I've been looking forward to getting this game!
Me: But wait, it's 3pm and still no package?
USPS: YOUR PACKAGE HAS BEEN DELIVERED
Me: ... no, no it hasn't.
USPS: YOUR PACKAGE WAS SIGNED FOR BY THE US POSTAL SERVICE AND HAS BEEN DELIVERED.
Me: No it hasn't!
USPS: SOMETIMES OUR POSTAL WORKERS PLACE THE PACKAGE IN A SAFE PLACE, LIKE ON A PORCH OR A BUSH. DID YOU CHECK THERE?
Me: ...
USPS: PLEASE CHECK ALL AROUND YOUR HOME. IT IS A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.
Me: WHERE'S MY GAME YOU SCOUNDRELS!?!